This is Funny...

聽說西雅圖最近很冷很冷 還下雪了...
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天氣冷 大家要多保重!

MICHIGAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

**60 above
Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Michigan sunbathe.

**50 above
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.

**40 above
Italian cars won't start.
Michiganders drive with the windows down.

**32 above
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.

**20 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Michigan people have the last cook-out before it gets cold.

**15 above
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Michiganders throw on a sweatshirt.

**0 -
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan lick the flagpole.

**20 below
People in Miami cease to exist.
Michigan people get out their winter coats.

**40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
Michigan's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.

**60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
Michigan's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

**80 below
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Michigan people rent some videos.

**100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michigan people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

**297 below
Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Michigan cows complain of farmers with cold hands.


**460 below
All atomic motion stops.
Michigan people start saying. . . . "Cold 'nuff for ya? "

**500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl