"我看你才有病吧~"

念書念到打瞌睡 於是上來登一篇今天同學的"奇遇計" 覺得還挺妙的 哈哈
今天一早的Ann Arbor 老實說 天氣並不很糟 因為昨天的冰雨讓地面結冰 所以地面非常滑 一早出門 遠看好像還好 踏出第一步 突然覺得腳底打滑 為剛剛才癒合沒多久的腳踝 捏了一把冷汗
除此之外咧 一早的天氣狀況算還不錯 不過咧 可能是禮拜一吧 所以站在候診廳等病人的學生比等學生的病人還要多 而我的病人咧 昨天我打電話提醒她今天的約診時 居然告訴我 "If the weather is good, I will be there, if not, I am not going to be there. So expect not to see me tomorrow..." 所以我已經有98%的把握她不會出現了 不過 "敬業"的我 還是一早遠離被窩去學校等她出現 就在等待我病人的同時 我和一起等待病人的A同學聊了起來 聊著聊著 A的病人出現了 看著他們愉快著聊著天走進診間裡 我繼續等待我那幾乎不可能出現的病人....

再次遇到A同學是中午了 看著她帶著委屈的臉跟旁邊的T同學抱怨著 原來~ (時光回到當A同學遇到她的病人)
Patient ( P): "I am sorry but I pee on my pants on my way here..." 撩起外套給A看她濕了一片的前面和後面牛仔褲
Classmate A: " Oh no... do you need to go to restroom?"
P: " I think it is a little TOO LATE now, I am just going to let it DRIP DRY..." <--媽呀
A: " O..K.. "

接下來 他們開始討論基本醫療病史和用藥 (這通常是我們看病的第一步 量血壓呀 糖尿病患量血糖)
A: " I need to take your blood glucose now"
P:" Why do you need to take my blood glucose? You know what? I think you might have some mental illness. Have you ever got that check? I think you need to go to a physician to get that check. "
A:" Excuese me?!?!"
P:" I think you do have mental illness. Have you ever thought about other professional? I don't think you should be a dentist since you have mental illness..."
A: "ALRIGHT. I think I will need to talk to my clinic coordinator to switch you to another dental student since you "THINK" I have mental problem that will not be able to provide care to you.."
P:" oh yeah, I think that is a good way to go..."

真是一個"笑ㄟ" 然後我同學和她的診所負責人就把那位笑ㄟ病人請回家了 前後只花了40分鐘 同學花了更多的時間擦拭消毒 被那個病人坐過有她尿液的診療椅 可憐的同學 聽到被她笑ㄟ病人說她有精神疾病時的表情不知道是什麼 要是是我 是該還面帶著微笑嗎? 還是跟她說 " 我看有病的人是你吧" 哈哈 每天在學校遇到的病人實在是千奇百怪 我想我是幸運一點的那一個了 哈